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@Choots_ 2 tablets, good going, I don't fancy your chances at work tomorrow
@Choots_ you're on fire tonight Fi, have you been drinking.....
@Choots_ these toothy bafoons have both.....and rich daddys
Metro, did the fat contoller not turn up today? Where the fuck is Thomas when you need him #metrosucks
It appears that all the schools in west Melbourne which require awful blazers are full, which is why my train is rammed with spotty humbugs